Garda Belts
Scootaloo #FU
Derby Date of Birth: Season 3, 2006
Position(s): Blocker, Jammer Athletic Background:
Dance (15 years), Snowboarding (12 years), Lacrosse (5 years), Party Animal (26 years) Bio:
It all began when Scootaloo, age four, visited the local mall with her mommy. There, in a storefront, sat a pair of rhinestone encrusted Keds. The mere sight unleashed Scootaloo’s demons as she dove straight toward mommy’s wallet stealing several hundred dollars in order to acquire such quality footwear. As punishment, Scootaloo’s mommy and daddy immediately enrolled her into the competitive dance studio to embed discipline and obedience into her personality. They did not succeed to change anything, however, as Scootaloo tended to wear many unruly hairdos and wild leotards. Ten years later at the age of fourteen, Scootaloo once again stole several hundred dollars (this time from daddy) and used it to get a tattoo of her favorite cuss word and dye her hair blue. Not only did her parents kick her out, but the dance studio did too. “You just don’t match our costumes,” they explained. As punishment this time, Scootaloo was sent back in time to live the Rocky Mountains of Montana. While there, she met a family of Stegosaurus’ and they spent most of their time having tea parties and playing with ponies. One day, Scoot’s favorite pony came to life and said “I can bring you to anywhere you wish.” Scoot said “Bring me to a place of Midwestern Mayhem!” And that is how this young lady found the Minnesota Roller girls. Likes:
Dagger Doll Rookie of the Year 2007, PBR RollerGirl of Honor 2009 (tied with Ann E. Briated), 2010 Pizza Luce Player of the Game X 3, Seventh Soujourn Soaps Dirty Player, (Beer Brand) RollerGirl of Honor
Position(s): Blocker, Jammer Athletic Background:
Dance (15 years), Snowboarding (12 years), Lacrosse (5 years), Party Animal (26 years) Bio:
It all began when Scootaloo, age four, visited the local mall with her mommy. There, in a storefront, sat a pair of rhinestone encrusted Keds. The mere sight unleashed Scootaloo’s demons as she dove straight toward mommy’s wallet stealing several hundred dollars in order to acquire such quality footwear. As punishment, Scootaloo’s mommy and daddy immediately enrolled her into the competitive dance studio to embed discipline and obedience into her personality. They did not succeed to change anything, however, as Scootaloo tended to wear many unruly hairdos and wild leotards. Ten years later at the age of fourteen, Scootaloo once again stole several hundred dollars (this time from daddy) and used it to get a tattoo of her favorite cuss word and dye her hair blue. Not only did her parents kick her out, but the dance studio did too. “You just don’t match our costumes,” they explained. As punishment this time, Scootaloo was sent back in time to live the Rocky Mountains of Montana. While there, she met a family of Stegosaurus’ and they spent most of their time having tea parties and playing with ponies. One day, Scoot’s favorite pony came to life and said “I can bring you to anywhere you wish.” Scoot said “Bring me to a place of Midwestern Mayhem!” And that is how this young lady found the Minnesota Roller girls. Likes:
- Zubaz
- 2-4-1's
- Loud Music
- Strip malls
- Misuse of the word literally
Dagger Doll Rookie of the Year 2007, PBR RollerGirl of Honor 2009 (tied with Ann E. Briated), 2010 Pizza Luce Player of the Game X 3, Seventh Soujourn Soaps Dirty Player, (Beer Brand) RollerGirl of Honor