Garda Belts

Second Hand Smoke #9

Derby Date of Birth: Season 6, 2009
Position(s): Blocker, Jammer Athletic Background:
Biking to Dougherty
Skiing in Minnesota
Double solitaire on Sunday afternoons
Peeling apples
Picking strawberries
Wrestling pigs
Tackle the Turkey
Bio:
Never on time, always in trouble. Used to go to jail for weekends, now I go to the box for sixty second intervals, up to six times, every sixty minutes. That's how I roll. Anything else I might know, but certainly ain't tellin. Likes:
  • Fireworks
  • Surprises
  • Speed
Dislikes:
  • Fog
  • Bad calls
  • The penalty box
Awards & Accolades:
Speed Demon