Rockits
Salvador Brawlie #5:OO
Derby Date of Birth: Season 7, 2010
Position(s): Blocker, Pivot
Athletic Background:
I started off bench pressing bullies on the school yard in Philly, then moved to Minnesota to fight crime- but my cape kept getting stuck in my roller skates. I discovered roller derby, and haven't fought crime since. Bio:
(Sing to the tune of the Fresh prince of Bel Aire by Will Smith) This is the story all about how Salvodor Brawlie got lost and found. This will only take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how she became a Rockit skater. In mean Philadelphia, born to skate, the roller rink is where she spent most of her days...She got in one little fight, and her mom got scared, and she was sent to Paris instead of Bel Aire. She met up with some artists, about seven or eight, and joined their revolution- but wanted to skate. The urge to skate became too hard to bear, so she painted and skated, just to be fair. The time to leave became quite clear when her paints and skates started to disappear. As our skater was about to part, she melted all the clocks and then called it art. She whistled for a cab and when it came near, the bumper said derby and there were skates on the mirror. It took her to the Roy Wilkins, where it became clear, there was derby in Minnesota, and she's glad to be here. Likes:
Seventh Soujourn Soaps Dirty Player
I started off bench pressing bullies on the school yard in Philly, then moved to Minnesota to fight crime- but my cape kept getting stuck in my roller skates. I discovered roller derby, and haven't fought crime since. Bio:
(Sing to the tune of the Fresh prince of Bel Aire by Will Smith) This is the story all about how Salvodor Brawlie got lost and found. This will only take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how she became a Rockit skater. In mean Philadelphia, born to skate, the roller rink is where she spent most of her days...She got in one little fight, and her mom got scared, and she was sent to Paris instead of Bel Aire. She met up with some artists, about seven or eight, and joined their revolution- but wanted to skate. The urge to skate became too hard to bear, so she painted and skated, just to be fair. The time to leave became quite clear when her paints and skates started to disappear. As our skater was about to part, she melted all the clocks and then called it art. She whistled for a cab and when it came near, the bumper said derby and there were skates on the mirror. It took her to the Roy Wilkins, where it became clear, there was derby in Minnesota, and she's glad to be here. Likes:
- Winning
- Glitter
- Crayons
- Bad calls
- Puffer fish
- Time management
Seventh Soujourn Soaps Dirty Player