Dagger Dolls

Norwegian Mafia #24

Derby Date of Birth: Season 6, 2009
Position(s): Blocker, Pivot Athletic Background:
D1 Collegiate Rower, Marathon-er, Trail Running Enthusiast Bio:
Norwegian Mafia may seem like a sweet scandahoovian gal, but don't be fooled. The code Mafia salute is the one finger wave and it's suggested that you use this whenever you see her. You'll notice Norwegian Mafia has an especially loyal following while driving in the cold northern regions of Minnesota. To stay on Norwegian Mafia's good side it's highly recommended that you provide small gifts like lefse, hot dish, or Aquavit vodka at regular intervals. Take note that if you find a severed fjord horse head in your bed or skate bag, you should proceed with extreme caution. If you mess with the Mafia, you'll be sleeping with the fish tonight. Likes:
  • Lefse
  • Trail Running
  • Lucky Charms
  • MN State Fair
Dislikes:
  • Strawberries
  • Whiners
  • Squirrels
  • Slow Drivers
Awards & Accolades:
Head Trauma Legacy Award, Best Attitude