Garda Belts
Dementia Darling #34
Derby Date of Birth: Season 8, 2011
Position(s): Blocker Athletic Background:
I started out my athletic career as a point guard on an elementary basketball team. After making several girls cry, I was labeled as “too aggressive” and asked to leave. I had my first experience on skates as a figure ice skater. That was short lived because all of my partners kept ending up missing and they stopped trusting me with sharp objects. Bio:
I was raised by a pack of cats, a “clowder” to be exact. They have taught me to be quiet, sneaky, nimble, and full of sharp surprises. Likes:
Garda Rookie of the Year - Season 8, Purple Heart - Season 8
Position(s): Blocker Athletic Background:
I started out my athletic career as a point guard on an elementary basketball team. After making several girls cry, I was labeled as “too aggressive” and asked to leave. I had my first experience on skates as a figure ice skater. That was short lived because all of my partners kept ending up missing and they stopped trusting me with sharp objects. Bio:
I was raised by a pack of cats, a “clowder” to be exact. They have taught me to be quiet, sneaky, nimble, and full of sharp surprises. Likes:
- Sailor Jerry (the artist)
- Elvis Presley
- purple roses
- Athletic shoes
- Cooked raisins
- Egos
Garda Rookie of the Year - Season 8, Purple Heart - Season 8