Garda Belts
Anita Spankston #18
Derby Date of Birth: Season 5, 2008
Position(s): Blocker, Jammer, Pivot Athletic Background:
Pro Booty Shakin
I play F****** Roller Derby!!! Bio:
I was brought up on the East Side of St.Paul in the ghettos. Fighting for good of the East Side peeps. There I would skate around looking to protect the ones in need. Till one day, a group of girls in green plaid skirts and a little man that looked like a leprechaun skated my way, as I was kicking the living shit out of some hood rats for taking candy from a baby. By this time I had all ready new who they were. As The Garda Belts approached me they said “We have been watching you for some time now, severing and protecting the good of East Side, we would like to have you on are team to serve, protect, and DEFEAT crime in our city!” That was the day I became Anita Spankston, Garda Belt, All Star, and professional booty kicker! Likes:
Garda Belts “Rookie of the Year” 2008, Garda Belts “Best Attendance” 2008, Garda Belts “Team Spirit” 2009-2010, Pizza Luce “Player of the Game” 2011, Garda Belts “Like a Rock” 2012, Garda Belts “Most Brutal Hit” 2012, MNRG Core Values
Position(s): Blocker, Jammer, Pivot Athletic Background:
Pro Booty Shakin
I play F****** Roller Derby!!! Bio:
I was brought up on the East Side of St.Paul in the ghettos. Fighting for good of the East Side peeps. There I would skate around looking to protect the ones in need. Till one day, a group of girls in green plaid skirts and a little man that looked like a leprechaun skated my way, as I was kicking the living shit out of some hood rats for taking candy from a baby. By this time I had all ready new who they were. As The Garda Belts approached me they said “We have been watching you for some time now, severing and protecting the good of East Side, we would like to have you on are team to serve, protect, and DEFEAT crime in our city!” That was the day I became Anita Spankston, Garda Belt, All Star, and professional booty kicker! Likes:
- Jim Beam & UV
- Swearing
- Getting Robined
- Tom Douches
- Hangovers
- Small Butts
Garda Belts “Rookie of the Year” 2008, Garda Belts “Best Attendance” 2008, Garda Belts “Team Spirit” 2009-2010, Pizza Luce “Player of the Game” 2011, Garda Belts “Like a Rock” 2012, Garda Belts “Most Brutal Hit” 2012, MNRG Core Values