Five-O Jo #6.14.5
Derby Date of Birth: Season 8, 2011
Position: Referee Athletic Background:
Downhill ski racer, inline skater, trampoline jumper, Electric Slide dancer. Bio:
Once upon a time, there were three little girls, who went to the Police Academy…two in Los Angeles, the other in Minneapolis…and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. The Minneapolis girl was raised on MTV, the Xanadu soundtrack, and John Hughes movies. She honed her skating skills on the gritty, potholed driveways of the northwestern suburbs, listening to Duran Duran. Her downfall? The dreaded “snowball” dances at RollerGarden where her wallflower nature forced her to the restroom until whatever horrible Air Supply slow-dance song was over. But I took her from all that, and now she works for me. My name is Ump. Likes:
2011 MNRG Bootcamp Teachers' Pet, Season 9's Very Important Ref, Season 9's Atomic Bombshells' RILF
Position: Referee Athletic Background:
Downhill ski racer, inline skater, trampoline jumper, Electric Slide dancer. Bio:
Once upon a time, there were three little girls, who went to the Police Academy…two in Los Angeles, the other in Minneapolis…and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. The Minneapolis girl was raised on MTV, the Xanadu soundtrack, and John Hughes movies. She honed her skating skills on the gritty, potholed driveways of the northwestern suburbs, listening to Duran Duran. Her downfall? The dreaded “snowball” dances at RollerGarden where her wallflower nature forced her to the restroom until whatever horrible Air Supply slow-dance song was over. But I took her from all that, and now she works for me. My name is Ump. Likes:
- Hawaii
- Doughnuts
- Ms. Pac-Man
- Mini-skirts
- Whining
- Cauliflower
- Getting punched by apple
2011 MNRG Bootcamp Teachers' Pet, Season 9's Very Important Ref, Season 9's Atomic Bombshells' RILF