Rockits
Tiny Neurotic Terror #515
Derby Date of Birth: Season 9, 2012
Position(s): Blocker
Athletic Background:
TNT has long had a history of dabbling in athletic endeavors, including some childhood pastimes of soccer, diving, and gymnastics. Once moving to the tundra known as Minnesota, snowboarding came into the picture, and on snowy days you will find TNT exploding down the mountains (er, hillside in Minnesota), and not-so-snowy days, you will find her hauling around canoes and packs. TNT’s derby skills were truly learned in non-traditional sports such as purple ball, where she learned to channel her neurosis into hard core aggression. She also credits her agility and fast feet to many days balancing plates and darting around wandering children. Bio:
TNT may be tiny, but don’t tell her that or you’re liable to take a hit. She’s a mix of the Napoleon Complex and good ole’ neurosis all rolled into one package that makes her an explosive terror on (and possibly off) the track. Likes:
TNT has long had a history of dabbling in athletic endeavors, including some childhood pastimes of soccer, diving, and gymnastics. Once moving to the tundra known as Minnesota, snowboarding came into the picture, and on snowy days you will find TNT exploding down the mountains (er, hillside in Minnesota), and not-so-snowy days, you will find her hauling around canoes and packs. TNT’s derby skills were truly learned in non-traditional sports such as purple ball, where she learned to channel her neurosis into hard core aggression. She also credits her agility and fast feet to many days balancing plates and darting around wandering children. Bio:
TNT may be tiny, but don’t tell her that or you’re liable to take a hit. She’s a mix of the Napoleon Complex and good ole’ neurosis all rolled into one package that makes her an explosive terror on (and possibly off) the track. Likes:
- Margaritas
- Mayhem
- Fire
- Morning
- Mice
- Pickles