Garda Belts
Myrna Ploy #999
Derby Date of Birth: Season 8, 2011
Position(s): Blocker
Athletic Background:
Ballet, swing, and other social dancing
Cocktail mixing
Tennis
Finishing school Bio:
Myrna left her Wisconsin family to perform detective work throughout the derby world with her clever spouse, Garrison Killer. When she's not hosting, she oversees their estate, caring for their child, garden, and liquor cabinet. Likes:
2011 Debu-Taunt of the Year, 2011 and 2012 Most Inspirational Debu-Taunt, 2011 and 2012 MNRG Bootcamp Spirit Award
Ballet, swing, and other social dancing
Cocktail mixing
Tennis
Finishing school Bio:
Myrna left her Wisconsin family to perform detective work throughout the derby world with her clever spouse, Garrison Killer. When she's not hosting, she oversees their estate, caring for their child, garden, and liquor cabinet. Likes:
- Smooth rye in a pretty glass
- Clever people
- Pouring Surly for strangers
- Overlong goodbyes
- Hidden motives
- No dogs allowed
2011 Debu-Taunt of the Year, 2011 and 2012 Most Inspirational Debu-Taunt, 2011 and 2012 MNRG Bootcamp Spirit Award