Atomic Bombshells
Chris Tea Pain #300
Derby Date of Birth:
Season 10, 2013
Position(s): Blocker, Jammer Athletic Background:
Perfected the art of running HERE & THERE. Excellent in Ducking down hallways & and knowing the precise time to JUMP UP in an elevator just before it stops at the next floor. Voted best landing in the Chieftain Sky Diving club of 2010. Cheer leader for my children. Bio:
As a child CTP lived a quiet life in a sweet town outside of Jonkoping Sweden. She loved having her playmates to her home for Tea Parties. One day however, things went terribly wrong. As she thought she was treating her friends with an extra special tea- when all of her friends became extremely ill. Unknowingly she had served them "The Tea of Pain". As history reports her family was living in hiding as they had fled from Germany several years earlier during the war. Her family had been the creators of weapons of war through specialty teas. Truth serums, love potions, teas to make you strong, teas to cause great pain are examples of the teas they had created. Devastated that she unintentionally caused pain to her friends. When her parents found out what had happened they knew at once that they need to flee once again. Her father was an excellent navigator/ Sailor and her Mother an Indian princess the natural decision was to sail to America. Her family was placed into a witness protection program. Chris Tea Pain lived under many aliases. She dedicated her life and career to care for children who have suffered some sort of pain. When faced with yet another life changing event in her life~ no longer a right brain thinker- instead of fleeing she has chosen to fight! Her mantra is that she is not afraid to get knocked down as she knows pain. She is afraid for whomever is on the other side when she gets back up. Ohh Rahh......Tea Anyone?? Likes:
Season 10, 2013
Position(s): Blocker, Jammer Athletic Background:
Perfected the art of running HERE & THERE. Excellent in Ducking down hallways & and knowing the precise time to JUMP UP in an elevator just before it stops at the next floor. Voted best landing in the Chieftain Sky Diving club of 2010. Cheer leader for my children. Bio:
As a child CTP lived a quiet life in a sweet town outside of Jonkoping Sweden. She loved having her playmates to her home for Tea Parties. One day however, things went terribly wrong. As she thought she was treating her friends with an extra special tea- when all of her friends became extremely ill. Unknowingly she had served them "The Tea of Pain". As history reports her family was living in hiding as they had fled from Germany several years earlier during the war. Her family had been the creators of weapons of war through specialty teas. Truth serums, love potions, teas to make you strong, teas to cause great pain are examples of the teas they had created. Devastated that she unintentionally caused pain to her friends. When her parents found out what had happened they knew at once that they need to flee once again. Her father was an excellent navigator/ Sailor and her Mother an Indian princess the natural decision was to sail to America. Her family was placed into a witness protection program. Chris Tea Pain lived under many aliases. She dedicated her life and career to care for children who have suffered some sort of pain. When faced with yet another life changing event in her life~ no longer a right brain thinker- instead of fleeing she has chosen to fight! Her mantra is that she is not afraid to get knocked down as she knows pain. She is afraid for whomever is on the other side when she gets back up. Ohh Rahh......Tea Anyone?? Likes:
- Driving in the fast lane
- Tea hot or iced
- Tropical beach with the smell of coconut
- Hanging with family/friends
- Traveling and making new adventures
- Those round stickers that draw blood when you try to pull them off your clothing
- When I can't find my phone, keys, purse, or child when I'm already running late
- Brain surgery