May 2, 2013 | What Are We Up To?
Season Recap: The 2013 Wheelies
Every year, the MNRG puts on one last, fantastic gathering of skaters, refs, and volunteers. We gather to celebrate the past season and to honor those who've excelled. Derby fans...your Season 9, 2012-3 Wheelies winners.
Fan Voted Awards
Favorite Jammer: Harmony Killerbruise
Favorite Pivot/Blocker: Diamond Rough
Favorite Rookie: Hannah Shot First
The Lappy: Frau Scientits
Stats Awards
Best Jammer: Harmony Killerbruise
Best Pivot: Diamond Rough
Best Blocker: Hurtrude Stein
Best Assister: Buzz Tightrear
League Awards
Most Valuable Minnesota RollerGirl: Harmony Killerbruise
Head Trauma Legacy Award: Norwegian Mafia
Rookie of the Year: Frigid O'Shaughnessy
Very Important Ref: Five-O Jo
Ref Rookie of the Year: REO Bleedwagon
The Golden Supporter (Volunteer of the year): Kitty Nip
(Editor's note: Kitty is our wonderful, omnipresent EMT that shows up at practices and on bout night)
Hardest Hitter: Buzz Tightrear
Speed Demon: Second Hand Smoke
Purple Heart: Commander Nix
Takes a Lickin' and Keeps on Tickin': Hannah Shot First
Best Attitude: Norwegian Mafia
Most Improved: MeshugEnough
Surly-est RollerGirl of the Year: Flora Flipabitch
Most Charitable: Konceal 'n Kari
Volunteer Lover: Fannie Tanner
The Towelie: Madame de Stompadour
(Editor's note: The Towelie is the award given by the Consortium of Wet Spot(s))
Atomic Bombshells Team Awards
Team Rookie of the Year: CleoSPLATra
Team Spirit: sandblastHER
Team Most Valuable Skater: Hurtrude Stein
The RILF: Five-O Jo
Dagger Dolls Team Awards
Team Rookie of the Year: Hannah Shot First
Team Spirit: Lydia Punch
Team Most Valuable Skater: Shiver Me Kimbers
The Giraffe-of-all-trades Award: Drewraffe
(Editor's note: Drewraffe is - among many other things - the man underneath the Dagg-orilla costume)
Garda Belts Team Awards
Team Rookie of the Year: Frigid O'Shaughnessy
Team Spirit: Wolfe Bite
Team Most Valuable Skater: Second Hand Smoke
The Underrated Over-achiever: Ova Achieva
Rockits Team Awards
Team Rookie of the Year: Rhea Volt
Team Spirit: Abbie Mischief
Team Most Valuable Skater: Commander Nix
For Wearing the Most Red on her Own Time: Rita Rawkus
All-Star Team Awards
Team Rookie of the Year: Buzz Tightrear
Team Spirit: Buzz Tightrear and Madame de Stompadour (tie)
Team Most Valuable Skater: Harmony Killerbruise and Hurtrude Stein (tie)
Sharp Shooter: Crop Dustin
Ref Awards
Sugar 'n Spice: Scarmen Hellectra
Not-so-nice: L'exi-cuter
The Interrogator (for asking good questions at ref tryouts): Tiki Torture
Best Attendance
Atomic Bombshells: Diamond Rough
Dagger Dolls: Hannah Shot First
Garda Belts: Wolfe Bite
Rockits: Buzz Tightrear
Referees: Wernher Von Bombed
Overall: Wernher Von Bombed